Funny 'Shit'

Apparently this is no secret, but this site was new to me and I was pissing myself laughing today. The site is called FMyLife
Its just a barrage of stories (some of which must be made up) detailing how shitty their lives are.

Here are a few snipits:

Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of MAYO on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML


Today, I got into my driving instructors car for my first lesson. He looked at me, then said, "I'm sorry, but I wasn't told about your disabilities, what do you have?" I'm not disabled. FML

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then proceeded to call out my own name on accident. FML


Enjoy

http://www.fmylife.com/