wtf

what the fuck is this? check out this wikipedia image gallery for various sex act articles. it's pretty astonishing.

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Sex_drawings_by_User:Seedfeeder

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Watch it all. It just keeps getting better.

Best Interview

The two best lines in this interview are:

"I'm ok. Yeah." and "Do I remember those? Yeah I remember 'em"

I'm prettysure he hates this interview chick. Rightfully so.

Pretty Cool

CLICK HERE!

City I Love and City I'd Love to See

photo of alex

WOW!

wait for the end of this one

PIerre McGuire Drinking Game

DRINK ONE GULP OF YOUR DRINK IF PIERRE USES ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:
* Dion Phaneuf
* Mike Richards
* Zach Parise
* Carey Price
* Jonathen Toews
* Monster
* Whaaamo!
* El- Kabong
* Real Deal
* Puck Poise
* Big Body Presence
* Active Stick
* Faceoff Poise
* Calls a Player "Special" or " a fine young man"
* Rebound Control
* Wow!

DRINK TWO GULPS OF YOUR DRINK IF PIERRE:

* Giggles at any point during the game
* Pronounces a European club team using European Pronounciation
* Mentions people he met in Europe
* Says " Team 'X' Scouting staff did a great job finding this player"
* Says Something extremeley gay (EX. Big Stick...SHOWERS....player with shirt off)
* Goes nuts when a team, has two many men
* WJC host city is "Beautiful" or "Filled with great people"
* If a stick breaks and Pierre rambles on about one-piece sticks
* Says welcome to the Show (Ex. Welcome to the Crosby Show)
* Cuts off Gord Miller (Ex. WJC 2009 Eberle ties the game)
* If pierre says "Time and Space"
* If Pierre goes on about a players Junior Career
* If Pierre says "Its Hammer Time"

HAVE 3 GULPS OF YOUR DRINK IF PIERRE:

* Mentions a Staal brother who isn't playing
* Mentions a Sutter brother who isn't involved in the game
* Says the Game is a Classic!
* says " Team X should be so exicted about havng this guy he is gonna be great for them down the road".
* If Pierre says "Roof Daddy"
* If Pierre goes " Thats a Double Dion"


CHUG A BEER IF PIERRE:

* Has an Orgasm at the mic (Ex. Dustin Tokarski save WJC 2009)
* If Pierre ruins the moment aka butchers the call (Ex. WJC 2009 Eberle ties the game with 5.5 seconds left.... Gord Miller: Can you Believe it!..Pierre: I can!

AVATAR

So it looks like I find myself to be disconnected from Pop Culture yet again. With James Cameron's AVATAR blowing up these past few weeks (apparently already #3 All Time Grossing Movies), I can't muster up the desire to see this flick like everyone else in the world seems to have. Granted, Cameron has conjured up something that LOOKS incredible and has the potential to be one of the most visually appealing films in recent memory. However, the story seems a little thin doesn't it? Here are two separate, albeit short, plot summaries:

In the future, Jake, a paraplegic war veteran, is brought to another planet, Pandora, which is inhabited by the Na'vi, a humanoid race with their own language and culture. Those from Earth find themselves at odds with each other and the local culture. Written by Giorgio_C

When his brother is killed in battle, paraplegic Marine Jake Sully decides to take his place in a mission on the distant world of Pandora. There he learns of greedy corporate figurehead Parker Selfridge's intentions of driving off the native humanoid "Na'vi" in order to mine for the precious material scattered throughout their rich woodland. In exchange for the spinal surgery that will fix his legs, Jake gathers intel for the cooperating military unit spearheaded by gung-ho Colonel Quaritch, while simultaneously attempting to infiltrate the Na'vi people with the use of an "avatar" identity. While Jake begins to bond with the native tribe and quickly falls in love with the beautiful alien Neytiri, the restless Colonel moves forward with his ruthless extermination tactics, forcing the soldier to take a stand - and fight back in an epic battle for the fate of Pandora. Written by The Massie Twins

* http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0499549/

Pretty thin. I get how he is integrating the potential problems of our world meshed with a nice splash of sci-fi, but come on. Maybe I'm just being a Cynic but I have no desire to see this flick nor do I get what all the hype is about. It looks awesome, yeah, but I'm not interested in seeing it. I can't wait to download it for free.

Lastly, in my opinion the Na'Vi aren't all that original. Take a look below to see what I mean.


+ =


Thoughts?

You Know Who Sucks?

You know who sucks? Mr T sucks.
I have a genuine distaste for Mr T.
Over the years he has become such a huge douchebag that I don't even know who to compare him to.
Now this son of a bitch has his own Mr T cooking machine or something.
Just cause Foreman that retard did it, doesn't mean another borderline retard can do it too.
Fuck You Mr T.