FUCK YOU LEAFS!!!!

Are you fuckin kidding me?!?!? After a string of losing seasons, this year being the worst in recent memory, Maple Leaf Sports and Entertainment find it fitting to increase ticket prices. You have got to be out of your mind. Who is in charge there? Bizzaro Superman? How can they justify an increase when you haven't made the playoffs in 4 straight seasons?

But I guess I can't blame those dipshits in charge, because Leaf fans are the biggest lot of mindless retards ever. Every day I'm coming closer to turning my back on this team. Scoff if you'd like, but I have never witnessed an organization go out of their way so much to alienate their fans: first, just a terrible team. No one can argue with that. Second, Leafs TV. Are you serious? Now I have to pay to watch them from home. And lastly, increased ticket prices on almost a yearly basis. This year an increase of 3.5% across the board while a majority of other teams are either freezing ticket prices or lowering them. Thank god we're in an "Economic Crisis" otherwise who knows what the increase would have been.

I just want to extend my thanks to an organization that makes me want to vomit on a consistent basis. Whoever reads this, do me a favor and spit on the ACC or The Maple Leafs emblem next time you see it (but not my hat...not when I'm wearing it at least). Just wait until a few months before next season, when we hear about Leafs TV adding more 'EXCLUSIVE GAMES". That doesn't mean the game is any better on Leafs TV, no, just more cash out of your pocket.

Yours Truly,
Penniless Leaf Fan

Louis C.K.

So last night I was up late watching Night of the Living Dead, and was about to go to bed at roughly 3am when right before I turned the tv off I saw a comedian. I enjoy a good laugh so to offset the horror I figured I'd watch 2 minutes of this before bed. I watched his entire show. He was hilarious. I've never heard of Louis C.K. before but wish I had. I was literally in tears last night. I'm gonna post one of his shows here and I urge you guys to watch when you have a minute. Really funny.

This is a different show than the one I watched last night. Enjoy.

Part 1


I was gonna post all 6 parts but it seemed excessive. If you have the time, watch all 6 parts. Its great and a nice break.

weird fuckin commercials

inspired by lenny's weird-ass post, here are some of the weirdest commercials i found while wasting time on youtube in the staff room at work.

what the fuck is this sylvania commercial about? isn't sylvania an electronics company? whatever it is, it's keeping me away from south east asia:


japanese mcdonald's commercial that has nothing to do with anything. this gets two boners up though:


another crazy japanese commercial, this time for a pasta sauce made from fish eggs and mayonaise. like that's not disturbing enough, they had to include creepy kiddy music, hopping children of the corn rubber babies, and a dead (i think) little mormon girl:


this one would make david lynch proud. it includes all his favourite things: women in pain... well that's it. but still, it's fucking terrifying:

which?

is this real life?

changing up the pace a little from a broken glass in the rectum video to a kid high off laughing gas video.

The horror...the horror

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